Stolen from the interenet.Â Â And for the women in my life…you can kick my ass later…’cause remember…it’s always okay to use tiedowns! 😀
â€¢ Your motorcycle doesn’t get upset when you forget it’s birthday.
â€¢ You don’t have to talk to your motorcycle after you ride it.
â€¢ You can choke your motorcycle.
â€¢ Your motorcycle doesn’t get mad when you ignore it for a month or so.
â€¢ Motorcycles don’t get jealous if you come home with grease under your fingernails.
â€¢ Motorcycles don’t snore.
â€¢ Your motorcycle won’t wake you up at 3:00 AM and ask you if you love it.
â€¢ Your motorcycle won’t leave you for another rider.
â€¢ You don’t have to pay child support / alimony to an ex-motorcycle.
â€¢ If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don’t have to apologize before you can ride it again.
â€¢ If your Motorcycle doesn’t look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
â€¢ If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
â€¢ If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don’t have to discuss politics to correct it.
â€¢ If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
â€¢ If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
â€¢ If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
â€¢ If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
â€¢ It’s always OK to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
â€¢ Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
â€¢ Motorcycles don’t care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
â€¢ Motorcycles don’t care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
â€¢ Motorcycles don’t care if you are late.
â€¢ Motorcycles don’t get pregnant.
â€¢ Motorcycles don’t have parents.
â€¢ Motorcycles don’t insult you if you are a bad rider.
â€¢ Motorcycles don’t mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
â€¢ Motorcycles don’t whine unless something is really wrong.
â€¢ Motorcycles last longer.
â€¢ Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.
â€¢ Motorcycles’ curves never sag.
â€¢ New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don’t want to pay for them, you don’t get them.
â€¢ When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
â€¢ You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
â€¢ You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won’t get sore.
â€¢ You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month.
â€¢ You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
â€¢ You can’t get diseases from a Motorcycle you don’t know very well.
â€¢ You don’t have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
â€¢ You don’t have to convince your Motorcycle that you’re a motorcyclist and that you think that â€¢ Motorcycles are equals.
â€¢ You don’t have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.
â€¢ You don’t have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
â€¢ You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is worn.
â€¢ Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
â€¢ Your parents don’t remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.
â€¢ Your Motorcycle doesn’t car what you’re wearing when you take it out.
â€¢ Wearing two fresh rubbers makes riding a bike MORE enjoyable.
â€¢ The rashes you get from motorcycles go away without those painful IM Penicillin shots.
â€¢ One gets in no trouble for storing disassembled pieces of the motorcycle in the basement.
â€¢ Disassembling the motorcycle is done out of pleasure rather than need.
â€¢ Motorcycles always sound pleasant.
â€¢ Unlike women FAT motorcycles arenâ€™t cheap dates.