Okay, for my female readers, several of which wrote in after this post to say they didn’t think it was funny to compare motorcycles to women (sigh…)
Here’s to you (again, stolen from the internet):
Reasons Why motorcycles are Better Than Men
A motorcycle can go for more than one ride in an hour.
motorcycles never develop spare tires.
motorcycles last longer.
motorcycles don’t get you pregnant.
A motorcycle doesn’t care what time of month it is.
motorcycles don’t have parents.
Your motorcycle will let you know if something is wrong.
Your motorcycle won’t judge your friends.
If your motorcycle is boisterous, you can buy a muffler.
You won’t have to put your motorcycle through grad school.
If your motorcycle smokes you can do something about it.
motorcycles don’t care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden.
When riding, you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
One motorcycle will satisfy you every time.
Your motorcycle won’t ogle other motorcycles.
Your motorcycle won’t care if you have a poster of your fantasy motorcycle.
If your motorcycle has high mileage, you can just get a new one.
motorcycles don’t care about breast size.
If your motorcycle is too soft you can get new shocks.
If your motorcycle is misaligned, you don’t have to discuss politics to correct it.
You don’t have to drink beer before your motorcycle looks appealing.
You can be proud of your motorcycle regardless of the model.
You don’t have to go to Tiffany’s to register your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle won’t beat you or try to make you feel inferior.
You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won’t get limp.
Your parents won’t keep in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.
motorcycles always feel like going for a ride when you do.
motorcycles don’t insult you if you are a novice.
Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles.
motorcycles don’t make you late.
You don’t have to primp before riding your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle won’t complain when you use protection.
If your motorcycle doesn’t look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
You can’t get a disease from a motorcycle.
Your motorcycle won’t care if you fake it.
motorcycles are always ready to stop when you are.
Your motorcycle has a built in vibrator.
Your motorcycle doesn’t have to show off in front of other motorcycles.
Your motorcycle won’t lie to you.
Your motorcycle doesn’t care how heavy you are.
In the morning, your motorcycle won’t poke you in the back when it wants to go for a ride.
Your motorcycle won’t shrink when it’s cold.
If your motorcycle can’t fire up, you can just replace the battery.
You don’t have to cook for your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle can’t ride around behind your back.
If your motorcycle is cold you can choke it.
Your motorcycle is always the right size because if it seems too small you can just get a new one.
You can keep photos of your old motorcycles.
Your motorcycle would rather go for a ride than watch sports.
Your motorcycle can go for multiple rides.
motorcycles don’t need pick-up lines.
You only have to ride your motorcycle when you want to.
Your motorcycle won’t go for rides by itself.
If baldness occurs, you can replace the tires.
motorcycles don’t snore.
Your motorcycle will never leave you or break your heart!