Y’all (technical Texas term) may be familiar with that guy in the UK that says weird stuff in his sleep? He and his wife record what he says and sell t-shirts.
Apparently there is some skepticism that he’s really saying such things.
I don’t doubt it at all. I know I talk in my sleep…but my wife does too and when she does…it is inevitably interesting.
Case in point:
A few nights ago I woke up for no apparent reason (I often do). My wife was warm beside me.
I adjusted the covers and then reached over and rubbed her back.
“Hmmmmmmm.” she moaned in obvious pleasure.
So I rubbed it some more.
“HHMMMMMMM.” she moaned even louder.
So I rubbed her on the butt (Yeah, I’m a guy, get over it.)
Without hesitation she said in a sharp, clear voice, “Not unless you bring the pretzels.”