Laugh of the night…”Olaf”…the snowman from Disney’s “Frozen”…was running around in mascot form (along with others) to entertain the kids…
Little kid…we’ll call him “Timmy”…gets a picture with him and then when Olaf turns around and waddles off, the kid gets a “look” and then says to “mom”, “Momma! He looks like a big dick!”
Timmy: “But he DOES!”
Watching him waddle away…ayep. The costume design, sewing lines, how it rode on this particular player…directly from the back…is quite plainly a big dick…waddling though the crowd.
Not even subtly so…yanno…so it would take a dirty mind (like mine). Nope. A big dick.
Once Olaf has been seen…Olaf cannot be unseen.
“Mom”, being ever wise in these sorts of things (I’m guessing “Timmy is *not* her first boy), looks at Olaf retreating across the room, nods, (Olaf has been *seen*), and decides to make this a learning moment.
“Timmy! We don’t use that word for that!”
“Sorry Momma. He looks like a big PENIS.” The last word said, of course, with gusto.
A learning moment…we are what we are. The cute elf-girl that had been accompanying Olaf, blushed as red as her dress.
I gave HER a thumbs up.
Yep…enjoyed the party. Spent the rest of the evening with a big grin on my face.
And folks think Disney is boring.
I’ll see you on the road!