wife: “All your jackets are WAY too big. I got you a leather jacket at the thrift store. It’s a large.”
me: “Honey, you *know* I’ll never get into a larg…” *zziiiippp* “…holy shit!”
Last jacket I bought was a 6x.
Yeah…this “fitness” thing takes getting used to.
Bonus…she paid like…diddly over squat for it. Those cute little short girls are amazing at times.