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Man saves drowning bear…
From this article.

A man of action!
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Daniel Meyer

Our dishwasher was recently recalled. And by recalled, I mean they sent a repair guy out to replace the inner door panel and a bunch of wiring. This had to be done because, apparently, if we ran it just right…it would clean the dishes so thoroughly that it would burn the house down.
I don’t really [...]

(CNN) — Two masked and machete-wielding men who barged into a club in Sydney, Australia, couldn’t have picked a worse night for their robbery — a monthly meeting of bikers.
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deep breath
Well, it’s like this…McCain will make a strong showing in the primary, but most of his supporters will die of boredom before the actual election. The remaining two (oil company executives) will forgoe their promise to buy the election as it will look funny if they don’t report 17 billion/quarter profits and their [...]

We were cutting up some strawberries to go with breakfast the other day…oooh yeah…an omelet…with feta and goulda cheeses and a crumbled sausage…little bit of cilantro and just a touch of dill…and a large pile of fresh strawberries on the side.
Anyway, this was a 7 pointed strawberry. Nearly a pound, all in one massive berry. [...]

Heh…just playing. Kind of fun…and the results? Sounds close enough to me… (pic)
So…this is me…what are you?

ANIMOLOGY: What Animal Are You?
Your Result: Silver and Red Wolf

*howl* You’re a very strong person. You tend to be naive most of the time, but when in love boy do you know how to get around! You prefer to [...]

Bacon. Chocolate. What else could you need?
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Daniel Meyer

“Metric toolbox.”
“Check.”
“Standard toolbox.”
“Check.”
“Breaker bar.”
“Check.”
“Holy water.”
“Wha…Holy water?”
“Dude…it’s a Dodge.”
“Well, yeah, but Holy water?”
“It’s an electrical problem in a Dodge.”
“Ah, yeah. You’re right.”
“Holy water.”
“Nope. We’re fresh out.”
“No problem.” (holds up bucket of water). “Water.” (holds up Colt 45 1911 model) “Hole maker.”
*BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!*
“There. Holy water.”
“Check.”
“Sledge hammer.”
“Check…wait…why do we need a sledge hammer?”
“Dude, it’s [...]

Hmmm…you might ride too much if you’ve ever had a phone conversation like this one…
My favorite On-LINE motorcycle parts place called…
Me: “elLo?”
Them: “Mr. Meyer?”
Me: “Yep.”
Them: “We were just calling to see how you were…”
Me: “What?” Now that’s customer service.
Them: “Well, you usually order a sh!tload of parts about this time each fall…looks like your usual [...]

In about three hours, I’ll step outside and do a most dangerous thing…
The commute home. Friday and Saturday nights, the drunk to crazy ratio is about even…and the sober drivers are outnumbered by the crazy ones by about 20 to 1.
I have to carefully watch my mirrors on the highway…I’ve dodged VERY fast cars coming [...]